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Poll #1288331
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Would you wear GRASS?

So I'm at the Gap the other day; God only knows why since I can't fit or afford a damn thing in there. Actually, I was there with my gf who was looking for a winter hat, maybe more. While she was looking for stuff, I wandered over to there fragrance section. I had bought their G7 line of colognes for myself last Christmas and wanted to see if they had anything new that I could put on my wish list. They did have some new stuff, but it was for women. I check that stuff out too since I do have a gf and I have what I call a scent fetish...but I won't go into that. Anyway, I grabbed a few of those little fragrance sample cards and went to work. I liked a couple of them, most smelled too fruity or just not great at all. I hate when girls walk by me smelling like an over ripe fruit salad. Then I spotted a bottle, subtly tinted green, that contained a scent simply called...wait for it...GRASS. Yeah, that's right, grass. No way it could just smell like grass. Surely it had to be an expertly crafted melange of botanical bliss. Of course I had to partake of this curious perfume; I had to know. Brimming with anticipation, I sprayed the perfume on the card and sniffed. People, let me tell you, it smelled like grass. Just grass. Fresh cut, hay fever on a hot summer day G.R.A.S.S. I was actually amazed at how accurate the scent was. I mean I actually had a flashback to the days when I used to mow my father's lawns. But, at the same time I was in disbelief of the fact that a perfume was created that simply smells like fresh grass clippings. I couldn't imagine what female would want to walk around at any time during any season smelling like someone's freshly manicured front lawn. When I went ranting like a crazy person to my gf about this, she posited that maybe someone with the right body chemistry could really pull off the scent. While it's true that a cologne/perfume that is downright intoxicating on one person can smell god-awful on another, I still couldn't imagine who could be the one to wear grass like it was D&G. I'm still curious to see who could or at least thinks they could pull off grass, so here's a poll.